Dark Mechanicus

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Their symbol. Not much difference...except for the Chaos Star...and the creepy fleshy part stolen from an older version of Codex: Chaos Space Marines.
"They which play with the devil's rattles will be brought by degrees to wield his sword."
– Thomas Fuller
"Science never sacrifices itself. It is always murderous."
– Jean Baudrillard

Ever wonder how Chaos Space Marines get ammo for their Bolters? How they repair their armor when it gets inevitably damaged? Who maintains the Traitor Titan Legions? Look no further, because it's all done by the Dark Mechanicum. Also known as the Dark Mechanicus, usually in older lore that predates the Horus Heresy books.

History[edit]

As Horus plotted his rebellion, he knew that having the Adeptus Mechanicus on his side would be a major advantage against his father. In an effort to buy them into following him, Horus promised them the Standard Template Constructs in the possession of the Auretian Technocracy, and access to the Vaults of Moravec. Infected with Chaos-tainted scrapcode upon opening the Vaults, Fabricator-General Kelbor-Hal declared his allegiance to Horus, and subsequently slaughtered everyone on Mars who didn't. This effort also wiped out fuckloads of manufacturing capacity and priceless knowledge that could've been used for Horus' cause, but then again Chaos worshippers aren't really known for intelligence or thinking ahead. When the Traitor Legions arrived in the Sol System, Mars was used as their staging point for Terra. Following the end of the Heresy, the Dark Mechanicum continued to function, supplying weapons and technology to the Traitor Legions. In return, powerful Chaos Lords such as Abaddon keep them in line with the shiny hoards of Archaeotech they found during the Great Crusade.

In opposition to the Adeptus Mechanicus, the Dark Mechanicum favors exploring technology to its limits and trying to create new technology. Unfortunately(?) most of their 'inventions' merely boil down to just putting a Daemon in some tech and watching the resulting carnage. This often means finding better ways to create Daemon Engines, and making even weirder Warp-based tech and weapons. They even managed to make Servitors out of that which must not be named called Death-Masques, back when they had been derided as largely useless.

Many members of the Dark Mechanicum consider the Omnissiah to be a combined aspect of Chaos Undivided, holding it as a means of progress and innovation. However, it also contains all the drawbacks one would expect of Chaos. Instead of Machine Spirits, the Dark Mechanicum uses bound Daemons to provide the intelligence and power sources needed to run the machines. In addition, the Dark Mechanicum has techno-organic technology, so everything they make is not only very much alive, but it also wants to kill you. More than usual, we mean.

But then again, if you're a Chaos Space Marine, you're a fucking badass and it shouldn't bother you. Members of the Lost and the Damned, well... may face more difficulties.

Unlike the AdMech, the DarkMech hasn't been running around the galaxy all that much. While on paper they should have evil Skitarii, Titan Legions, and warships at their command, they haven't been out with the rest of the forces of Chaos to rape, pillage, and burn the Imperium. However, instead of sitting on the couch for the past 10,000 years, they have been operating the daemon-forge worlds within the Eye of Terror and beyond to keep anyone on the Imperium's bad side armed and happy.

A good look into the Dark Mechanicum in the fluff is to read Ben Counter's Dark Adeptus in his Grey Knights series. Seriously, check it out. It will give you a good idea what kind of demented madmen fill the ranks of the dark order. Also Graham McNeill's Dead Sky, Black Sun from his Ultramarines series has a few chapters that show what life might be like underneath the Dark Mechanicum. Aaron Dembski-Bowden's Night Lords has a Dark Mechanicum who evidently decided to do as the Romans do and try to look as intimidating as hell by coating his skeleton with steel and wearing a black robe over it, so he looks like a steel-boned Grim Reaper. He also invented a jamming device that runs off of torturing a Titan pilot and broadcasting the resulting binary screams at max power. The Adeptus Mechanicus Duology is also set on a DarkMech forge world, and gives you a nifty insight into how they function and live.

What about a Codex?[edit]

Well it wouldn't be far off: the loyal Adeptus Mechanicus has been getting Codexes since 7th Edition, and GW has been adding "new" factions to the game for a while, so it wouldn't be too surprising. It also would be pretty cool because of all the different stuff that would be added in - either absolute cheese or some pretty nifty Daemon engine rules, say finally getting Stalk Tanks. Or better yet Servitor daemon hybrids.

Forge World has heard our prayers as the 30k Dark Mechanicum will finally have rules (and hopefully, models) in the 10th Horus Heresy book after Crusade. Ave Omnissiah!

With the release of Blackstone Fortress, there are finally plastic Dark Mechanicum models, sort of, in the form of the Negavolt Cultists.

And as part of the 2022 Warhammer Day celebration, GW released a teaser that seems to be pointing towards a possible Dark Mechanicum army in the near future. That was a preview for Vashtorr, who granted still embodies the Dark Mechanicum spirit to an extent.

And then Legions Imperialis[edit]

Look! Serperos! SERRRRPERRROOOOOSSSSSS!! Our enemies hide in METAL SPIDERS, THE COWARDS, THE FOOLS!

And then, after so many years of prayers to the Dark Gods, Geedubs finally decided to give in, and made Dark Mechanicum an actual playable faction! Which in turn meant that, for the first time in the settings' history, they're going to have an actual playable model line instead of just the occasional one-off character in Horus Heresy! Then the Monkey Paw extended a finger and they made it for Legions Imperialis, their spiritual successor to Epic of the yesteryear instead of 40k or even Kill Team. Their debut as a thing that exists in Legions Imperialis means that, for now, they're contained in the realm of existing only in 6mm, but it's certainly a start, especially as GW confirmed that "the Serperos is just one of the many accursed engines of war that the Dark Mechanicum concocted during the Horus Heresy."

So far, the only unit that's actually been revealed for their faction is the Serperos Heavy Stalkers, which is basically a humongous metal crab-spider with a giant gun on top, and a few smaller ones underneath. It's not much, but hell of a lot more than they ever had before. Might be considered a remake of the Stalk Tank, though remake suggests that the Stalk Tank had an actual model at some point.

See These Sick Fucks As Well[edit]

  • Archmagos Draykavac, one of the first traitors in the Mechanicum, wears a cow skull for a head.
  • Anacharis Scoria, pretty sick crunch wise.
  • Vashtorr, daemonic mechanic and idol of worship for these bastards
  • Iron Warriors, who dabble in pretty fucked up mad science from time to time.
  • Savage Morticians, a Dark Mechanicum Magos Biologos division of complete sick fucks who tended...
  • The Daemonculaba, a pretty fucked up system of hothousing Space Marines, devised by another completely sick fuck.
  • Haemonculus, sick counterpart of the Dark Eldar.
  • Heretek, a step removed from Dark Mechanicum, freelance techpriests who broke from AdMech orthodoxy.

See Also[edit]

Dark Mechanicus Forge World Creation Tables